PureGym Camberley: Gains Cancelled?
Rumour has it, Camberley’s PureGym — yes, the one in the Atrium where half the town has pretended to squat — might be shutting down. And no, this isn’t your mate’s “I heard from someone who knows someone” gossip. It’s all over Facebook, and if there’s one thing more reliable than local hearsay, it’s someone’s nan commenting “disgraceful” under a post with no context.
Word on the (gym) floor is that the lease is just too expensive, and PureGym might be calling it quits. Apparently, even biceps can’t lift soaring rent prices.
The reaction? Mild chaos. Some are devastated, others are acting like they always preferred running outside anyway (sure, Dave). A few have already started eyeing up other gyms in the area like it’s Love Island for fitness.
Let’s be real — PureGym’s been a bit of a Camberley staple. Open 24/7, home to dodgy late-night workouts, awkward mirror selfies, and that one guy who definitely slams the weights too hard. If it goes, it’ll leave a protein shake–shaped hole in the town.
Nothing’s been confirmed officially, so for now, it’s business as usual. But just in case… maybe don’t buy the 12-month membership this week.
Watch this space — or, more accurately, watch Facebook comments spiral into conspiracy theories while we all pretend we definitely went more than twice this month.